Tell me how you would kill someone with a slinky.





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Post your own question! Find your birthday using the chart below. Then post the question you end up with on your journal and read the responses!!

*::*:*{ TELL ME HOW YOU WOULD... }*:*::*
>>JAN/FEB/MAR
kill someone
>>APR/MAY/JUN
sneak someone across the border
>>JUL/AUG/SEP
insult someone
>>OCT/NOV/DEC
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*::*:*{ USING / WITH... }*:*::*
01) a record player
02) a hose
03) toothpaste
04) a carrot
05) a washing machine
06) a slinky
07) a nutcracker
08) a diaper
09) sushi
10) a Beanie Baby
11) a kazoo
12) kitty litter
13) lasagna
14) an accordian
15) a tree ornament
16) a Pez dispenser
17) a disco ball
18) a shrubbery
19) an encyclopedia
20) a tombstone
21) a Kleenex
22) yarn
23) a meat pie
24) a dirty sock
25) a lawnmower
26) a graham cracker
27) toenail clippers
28) a gas mask
29) a motorcycle
30) shampoo
31) a Furby
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Hahaha, great question! XD You are all commanded to do this!

I'm laughing now.

I was going to post an entry about last night, but I left this post too late...I don't have enough time now. :( Oh well, maybe tomorrow.

--David

This idea struck me when I was least expecting it - the same way in which every single other good idea I've ever had has struck me. I thought it would be a lot of fun to make, so I did. It took a pathetically long time to format it like I did, but I figured it might be more convenient for anyone who might want to steal it (with credit, of course!).

Please note that Harry and Voldie can have dirty mouths sometimes... 8X All my fault, of course, but whatever.

Thanks to wax_poetic_girl and my friend Loki for at least trying to help.

EDIT: Thanks to laurel_tx for kindly reminding me to make this entry public! :)


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Please comment and credit if you like it! And pimp it all you want...link here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/anxious4ts2/42677.html#cutid1

--David

Madhav's back from India! Cool!

Eric's spending the night tonight! Cool!

Raquel is turning 16! Cool!

There will be 57 Harry Potter books! COOL!!!

Okay, I made that last one up, but still.

So I've got some big news, when it comes to my LJ life. Brace yourselves, kiddies, because this is a shocker! Suspense...building...must...continue...RANT!

I'm redoing my LJ info.

I'm redesigning my LJ layout.

I'm making this LJ Friends Only, from now on.

And, after my paid account runs out, I'm changing my username to ienjoyacidpops, so add me on that one and I'll add you back! It'll just be inactive until this account runs out.

If you haven't seen the potterpuffs, go there now. I LOVE IT!

That's all for now.

.:DBS:.

Once in a past so faaaar away, I had Liz and Cob over to swim at my house. And it was a fun, magical day. The end.

*blinks*

Okay, so anyway, while they were over at my house, we created this family tree of people whose names resemble that of food.

And so, without further ado, Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs proudly - er, wait, wrong opening speech.

And so, without further ado, I present to you the Family Food Tree (lame name, I know, lol)!

Okay, there's been some ado. My website is indefinitely down, so I have nowhere to upload the picture. I'll do that as soon as I rip Jamie's head off. Gah.

I took some more OKCupid! tests. So here are my results. Read 'em and weep, sistah.

( Clickerz. )

Adriana, you have to take the Commonly Confused Words Test. I am forcing you. Do it. NOW!

That was terrible sentence structure.

Well, I'd best be off.

.:DBS:.

I took this super-cool Harry Potter personality quiz, and I guess it fits me pretty well. So, thanks to my friend theaterempress, here are my results:

Nymphadora Tonks You scored 56% Maturity, 74% Goodness, and 65% Abilities!

You're Tonks, you've got the ability to change your facial features at will, and you're part of the Order of the Phoenix. Even though you're one of the youngest in the Order you hold your own nicely, even if you did have some troubles passing parts of your Auror test.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Maturity You scored higher than 99% on Goodness You scored higher than 99% on Abilities

Link: The In-Depth HP Personality Test written by lisshart on Ok Cupid

Thank god for Harry Potter personality quizzes, haha.

.:DBS:.

Concerning the title, that is an icon that I was thinking about adopting, but I didn't. Alas. So many good icons, so little - er - icon space.

Moving on...

I got about a hundred new icons, so check out my icon page! They are all Harry Potter-related, if that matters to any extent.

I will be severely modifying my LJ userinfo. Because it sucks.

In other news, I've finally succumbed to proper punctuation in that my ellipses ('...') are now as they should be. In the past, I've always had spaces in between each period (' . . . '), but I've found that it's simply too much of a hassle to carry on. There will be angry letters from preservers of proper punctuation. There will be Howlers directed to this vicinity. I simply cannot allow myself to carry on like this. Goodbye, faux-ellipses... *drowns in tears*

Everybody in the world needs to go out and listen to a song called Nosferatu Man.

"Oppugno!"

In any case... *inclines head ever so slightly*

Everybody needs to visit potterpuffs because it is the coolest thing I have ever seen in my entire life and if you don't visit I will know and I will hunt you down and KILL YOU! So please visit, plzthx.

*holds breath* One one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand, four...

Moving on.

I'm Finite incantatem!-ing this entry now.

And I've ditched the Capt. Bogo for something waaaaaaay cooler: DBS.

$5 million worth of leprechaun gold to the first person who guesses what it stands for.

.:DBS:.

Okay, tomorrow, I'm going to write, like, the LONGEST LJ entry in the history of the galaxy!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

A'ight, we done, sucka. Baaaaang!

*zap*

Ate ya later, smelligator - oh, wait . . .

Capt. Bogo

P.S. I got like 5,000 new icons, so check 'em out.

P.P.S. I'm changing my ending thing ("Capt. Bogo") to something else, 'cause it sucks. IM me for suggestions (simdave2000).

P.P.P.S. I'm gonna change my profile. A LOT. So be on the lookout.

P.P.P.P.S. I have become re-obsessed with my LJ! Muaha- oh, right, gotta stop that.

P.P.P.P.P.S. I probably could've put all these postscripts in the main text, but OH WELL!!!!! :D :D :D

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I enjoy Acid Pops.

Those really long entries are coming, folks . . . but in the meantime, indulge yourself in this super-awesome, really long quiz:

You scored as Remus Lupin. You're a calm, cool, optimistic person who doesn't dwell on the bad but looks more deeply into the good. You're wise and know much about the world, and though you teach your lessons to others, react humbly when complimented on your intelligence. You've suffered a lot in your life but are extremely accepting and suffer inwardly. You're a great friend to have as you're gentle but strong-minded. </td> Remus Lupin 72% Sirius Black 66% Luna Lovegood 63% Albus Dumbledore 63% Ron Weasley 56% Neville Longbottom 50% Oliver Wood 50% Bellatrix Lestrange 47% Harry Potter 44% Hermione Granger 41% Severus Snape 38% Percy Weasley 38% Lord Voldemort 25% Draco Malfoy 16% Harry Potter Character Combatibility Test created with QuizFarm.com

Well, everybody's doing this silly little quiz thing, so I decided to as well . . .

Your Linguistic Profile:

70% General American English

20% Upper Midwestern

5% Midwestern

5% Yankee

0% Dixie

Eh, I don't feel like writing anything now. Bleh.

Capt. Bogo

Yeah, I haven't posted in like, a week. But screw you. I have loads of new quizzy stuff to bug you all with! :D

Via harry_potter via rasberrytwix via atalantapendrag and undoubtedly via some hilarious website, I present to you:

( Harry Potter hilarity #1 )

Many thanks to luckysafire for posting this in harry_potter (I owe so much to that community)!

( Harry Potter hilarity #2 )

I stole this one from Raquel.

( Pointless LJ quiz #1 )

And finally (stolen from many people's LJs) . . .

( Pointless LJ quiz #2 )

1. Grab the nearest book. 2. Open the book to page 123. 3. Find the fifth sentence. 4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal or website along with these instructions. 5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

As the port becomes wealthier, planters and plantation lords begin to push out the buccaneers, and by the seventeenth century the rude frontier settlement has become a civilized colonial port.

Ah, the beauty of a run on sentence.

That was found in the manual for "Sid Meier's Pirates!" (PC game). That manual has more pages than the nearest real book ("Self-Defense Nerve Centers & Pressure Points" by Bruce Tenger). Weird.

Argh, I have to do these W.S. notes, which suck. :( :( :(

And this HPB countdown I wanted to put here doesn't work . . . damnit! *curses LJ for disallowing iframes*

Guess that's it.

Capt. Bogo

It's my LiveJournal's 10 month 23 day birthday today! Everyone party!!!

Capt. Bogo

I'm in CS1 again. How boring. I get it for 2 hours today, hehe, and I have nothing to do (except take a test lol but I'm not going to). EVEN BETTER, not only do I get an extended 1st hour - I also get a SHORTENED 3rd hour! That means LESS FAT INDIAN LADY "TEACHING" SCIENCE CLASS! Score!!!

Holy shit, I'm bored. And I can't update ToastedHorizon because I can't access cPanel for some reason. ><

Wow, I just coughed. Fascinating.

Lalalalala . . .

OH! Liz got back from Italy! That was exciting! She said she was at the Vatican hours before the pope died . . . :(

Sooooo . . .

OH! It's TERRIBLE! Raquel's friend Elizabeth has cancer! :'( I feel so bad! :( :( :(

Aaaaaaand . . .

OH! Driver's ed! It was really stupid and pointless and oh crap I forgot to draw that map we were supposed to draw for homework. Well, I'll do that now. It's not like I have anything more important to do, lol. :P

All right, I'm pretty much done. I'll probably post again before the class hour is over in desperation, lol.

Capt. Bogo

P.S. Vinay is so Indian.

I'm in CS1 right now . . . really really bored. The printer isn't working, so I can't print my stuff anyway, but whatever. I can't take the test because Jenny isn't here . . . yes . . . muahahaha!

I'm also starting Driver's Ed today after school - finally. I've been eligible since November, but I just haven't gotten around to it, what with everything. Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Vinay is standing over my shoulder reading this . . . or he was. He left. I shall throw my writing utensil at him in a moment. When I'm done with this entry.

Or now, hehe. I did it. Muahahaha. "What the fuck? Bitch. Go fuck yourself," he said angrily. Hehehehehehehehehe.

All right, I think I'm done ranting for the day, but I'll probably update again by the day's end.

Capt. Bogo

P.S. Crazy lady is unsuccessfully trying to get the printer working again. Dumbo earlobes!