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20 January 2006 @ 03:24 pm
Tell me how you would kill someone with a slinky.





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Answer the question above. BE CREATIVE!!!!

Post your own question! Find your birthday using the chart below. Then post the question you end up with on your journal and read the responses!!

*::*:*{ TELL ME HOW YOU WOULD... }*:*::*
>>JAN/FEB/MAR
kill someone
>>APR/MAY/JUN
sneak someone across the border
>>JUL/AUG/SEP
insult someone
>>OCT/NOV/DEC
hit on someone

*::*:*{ USING / WITH... }*:*::*
01) a record player
02) a hose
03) toothpaste
04) a carrot
05) a washing machine
06) a slinky
07) a nutcracker
08) a diaper
09) sushi
10) a Beanie Baby
11) a kazoo
12) kitty litter
13) lasagna
14) an accordian
15) a tree ornament
16) a Pez dispenser
17) a disco ball
18) a shrubbery
19) an encyclopedia
20) a tombstone
21) a Kleenex
22) yarn
23) a meat pie
24) a dirty sock
25) a lawnmower
26) a graham cracker
27) toenail clippers
28) a gas mask
29) a motorcycle
30) shampoo
31) a Furby
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Hahaha, great question! XD You are all commanded to do this!

I'm laughing now.

I was going to post an entry about last night, but I left this post too late...I don't have enough time now. :( Oh well, maybe tomorrow.

--David
 
 
mood: hotheadachey
music: Zombie Jamboree is stuck in my head...:\
 
 
WTF
This idea struck me when I was least expecting it - the same way in which every single other good idea I've ever had has struck me. I thought it would be a lot of fun to make, so I did. It took a pathetically long time to format it like I did, but I figured it might be more convenient for anyone who might want to steal it (with credit, of course!).

Please note that Harry and Voldie can have dirty mouths sometimes... 8X All my fault, of course, but whatever.

Thanks to wax_poetic_girl and my friend Loki for at least trying to help.

EDIT: Thanks to laurel_tx for kindly reminding me to make this entry public! :)


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xDrkLrdAVx: hello
scarkid731: hi
scarkid731: who's this
xDrkLrdAVx: ;)
xDrkLrdAVx: guess
scarkid731: er...uncle vernon?
xDrkLrdAVx: lol no
scarkid731: roonil?
xDrkLrdAVx: X_o ?
scarkid731: nvm
scarkid731: errrr
scarkid731: give me a hint, would you?
xDrkLrdAVx: well im an evil dark lord of the wizarding world
xDrkLrdAVx: iv been after ur guts for more than a decade
xDrkLrdAVx: ppl ph34r me
xDrkLrdAVx: and my middle name is marvolo
scarkid731: be more specific
scarkid731: ...
scarkid731: ?
scarkid731: ...yt?
xDrkLrdAVx: bak sry had to milk the snake lol
scarkid731: lol i do that sometimes too
scarkid731: wait
scarkid731: ohhhhh
scarkid731: k gotcha
scarkid731: waddup voldie?
xDrkLrdAVx: OMGWTF
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xDrkLrdAVx: don't make me go avada kedavra on yo ass lol
scarkid731: like you haven't tried b4 lol
xDrkLrdAVx: what
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scarkid731: *lost
xDrkLrdAVx: i can pwn ur asss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!11111`
scarkid731: lmfao
scarkid731: you wish
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scarkid731: s-k-i-l-l-s
scarkid731: :)
xDrkLrdAVx: fuck off
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scarkid731: lol
scarkid731: n00b
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scarkid731: lol
scarkid731: dumbass
scarkid731: ;)
scarkid731: hahaha
scarkid731: I can spam you till you come back
scarkid731: hehehe
scarkid731: i rule
scarkid731: pshaww
scarkid731: LV SUCKS HAHaHA
scarkid731: sucks malfoy that is
scarkid731: everyone knos ;)
xDrkLrdAVx: did u warn me??????//
xDrkLrdAVx: ??
xDrkLrdAVx: ?????
xDrkLrdAVx: ...............................................................
scarkid731: ya
xDrkLrdAVx: fuck
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xDrkLrdAVx: fuck
scarkid731: lol you don't know when to stop do you
scarkid731: o btw
scarkid731: ur dark mark is GAY haha
scarkid731: :-P
scarkid731: k im blockin u
scarkid731: ttyl
scarkid731: looooooooser lololololol
xDrkLrdAVx signed off at 7:42:38 PM.


Please comment and credit if you like it! And pimp it all you want...link here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/anxious4ts2/42677.html#cutid1

--David
 
 
mood: accomplishedaccomplished
music: Mold en Mono - Lemon Demon
 
 
WTF
17 August 2005 @ 05:39 pm
Thanks to LJ users kurtbuschlover and potterpuffs for this wonderful Friends Only banner!
 
 
WTF
17 August 2005 @ 05:37 pm
Madhav's back from India! Cool!

Eric's spending the night tonight! Cool!

Raquel is turning 16! Cool!

There will be 57 Harry Potter books! COOL!!!

Okay, I made that last one up, but still.

So I've got some big news, when it comes to my LJ life. Brace yourselves, kiddies, because this is a shocker! Suspense...building...must...continue...RANT!

I'm redoing my LJ info.

I'm redesigning my LJ layout.

I'm making this LJ Friends Only, from now on.

And, after my paid account runs out, I'm changing my username to ienjoyacidpops, so add me on that one and I'll add you back! It'll just be inactive until this account runs out.

If you haven't seen the potterpuffs, go there now. I LOVE IT!

That's all for now.

.:DBS:.
 
 
mood: excitedexcited
music: Longview - Green Day
 
 
WTF
15 August 2005 @ 10:37 am
Once in a past so faaaar away, I had Liz and Cob over to swim at my house. And it was a fun, magical day. The end.

*blinks*

Okay, so anyway, while they were over at my house, we created this family tree of people whose names resemble that of food.

And so, without further ado, Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs proudly - er, wait, wrong opening speech.

And so, without further ado, I present to you the Family Food Tree (lame name, I know, lol)!

Okay, there's been some ado. My website is indefinitely down, so I have nowhere to upload the picture. I'll do that as soon as I rip Jamie's head off. Gah.

I took some more OKCupid! tests. So here are my results. Read 'em and weep, sistah.

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Adriana, you have to take the Commonly Confused Words Test. I am forcing you. Do it. NOW!

That was terrible sentence structure.

Well, I'd best be off.

.:DBS:.
 
 
mood: mellowjazzy
music: Helena - My Chemical Romance
 
 
 
WTF
14 August 2005 @ 11:56 am
I took this super-cool Harry Potter personality quiz, and I guess it fits me pretty well. So, thanks to my friend theaterempress, here are my results:





Nymphadora Tonks

You scored 56% Maturity, 74% Goodness, and 65% Abilities!

You're Tonks, you've got the ability to change your facial features at
will, and you're part of the Order of the Phoenix. Even though you're
one of the youngest in the Order you hold your own nicely, even if you
did have some troubles passing parts of your Auror test.












My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 99% on Maturity
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 99% on Goodness
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 99% on Abilities




Link: The In-Depth HP Personality Test written by lisshart on Ok Cupid


Thank god for Harry Potter personality quizzes, haha.

.:DBS:.
 
 
mood: thoughtfulthoughtful
music: Nosferatu Man - Slint
 
 
WTF
14 August 2005 @ 11:31 am
Concerning the title, that is an icon that I was thinking about adopting, but I didn't. Alas. So many good icons, so little - er - icon space.

Moving on...

I got about a hundred new icons, so check out my icon page! They are all Harry Potter-related, if that matters to any extent.

I will be severely modifying my LJ userinfo. Because it sucks.

In other news, I've finally succumbed to proper punctuation in that my ellipses ('...') are now as they should be. In the past, I've always had spaces in between each period (' . . . '), but I've found that it's simply too much of a hassle to carry on. There will be angry letters from preservers of proper punctuation. There will be Howlers directed to this vicinity. I simply cannot allow myself to carry on like this. Goodbye, faux-ellipses... *drowns in tears*

Everybody in the world needs to go out and listen to a song called Nosferatu Man.

"Oppugno!"

In any case... *inclines head ever so slightly*

Everybody needs to visit potterpuffs because it is the coolest thing I have ever seen in my entire life and if you don't visit I will know and I will hunt you down and KILL YOU! So please visit, plzthx.

*holds breath* One one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand, four...

Moving on.

I'm Finite incantatem!-ing this entry now.

And I've ditched the Capt. Bogo for something waaaaaaay cooler: DBS.

$5 million worth of leprechaun gold to the first person who guesses what it stands for.

.:DBS:.
 
 
mood: cheerfulsarcastically cheerful (???)
music: Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz
 
 
WTF
07 August 2005 @ 11:25 pm
Okay, tomorrow, I'm going to write, like, the LONGEST LJ entry in the history of the galaxy!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

A'ight, we done, sucka. Baaaaang!

*zap*

Ate ya later, smelligator - oh, wait . . .

Capt. Bogo

P.S. I got like 5,000 new icons, so check 'em out.

P.P.S. I'm changing my ending thing ("Capt. Bogo") to something else, 'cause it sucks. IM me for suggestions (simdave2000).

P.P.P.S. I'm gonna change my profile. A LOT. So be on the lookout.

P.P.P.P.S. I have become re-obsessed with my LJ! Muaha- oh, right, gotta stop that.

P.P.P.P.P.S. I probably could've put all these postscripts in the main text, but OH WELL!!!!! :D :D :D

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I enjoy Acid Pops.
 
 
mood: fullstuffed like a turkey dinner
music: Man in the Mirror - Michael Jackson
 
 
WTF
10 May 2005 @ 11:50 pm
Those really long entries are coming, folks . . . but in the meantime, indulge yourself in this super-awesome, really long quiz:

You scored as Remus Lupin. You're a calm, cool, optimistic person who doesn't dwell on the bad but looks more deeply into the good. You're wise and know much about the world, and though you teach your lessons to others, react humbly when complimented on your intelligence. You've suffered a lot in your life but are extremely accepting and suffer inwardly. You're a great friend to have as you're gentle but strong-minded.

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Remus Lupin

72%

Sirius Black

66%

Luna Lovegood

63%

Albus Dumbledore

63%

Ron Weasley

56%

Neville Longbottom

50%

Oliver Wood

50%

Bellatrix Lestrange

47%

Harry Potter

44%

Hermione Granger

41%

Severus Snape

38%

Percy Weasley

38%

Lord Voldemort

25%

Draco Malfoy

16%

Harry Potter Character Combatibility Test
created with QuizFarm.com
 
 
mood: blankblank
music: The Monkey and the Weasel
 
 
WTF
19 April 2005 @ 07:52 pm
Well, everybody's doing this silly little quiz thing, so I decided to as well . . .


Your Linguistic Profile:



70% General American English

20% Upper Midwestern

5% Midwestern

5% Yankee

0% Dixie




Eh, I don't feel like writing anything now. Bleh.

Capt. Bogo
 
 
mood: calmcalm
music: Holiday - Green Day
 
 
 
WTF
16 April 2005 @ 03:10 pm
Yeah, I haven't posted in like, a week. But screw you. I have loads of new quizzy stuff to bug you all with! :D

Via harry_potter via rasberrytwix via atalantapendrag and undoubtedly via some hilarious website, I present to you:

Harry Potter hilarity #1Collapse )

Many thanks to luckysafire for posting this in harry_potter (I owe so much to that community)!

Harry Potter hilarity #2Collapse )

I stole this one from Raquel.

Pointless LJ quiz #1Collapse )

And finally (stolen from many people's LJs) . . .

Pointless LJ quiz #2Collapse )
 
 
mood: busybusy
music: My Name Is - Eminem (stuck in my head)
 
 
WTF
06 April 2005 @ 07:30 pm
1. Grab the nearest book. 2. Open the book to page 123. 3. Find the fifth sentence. 4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal or website along with these instructions. 5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

As the port becomes wealthier, planters and plantation lords begin to push out the buccaneers, and by the seventeenth century the rude frontier settlement has become a civilized colonial port.

Ah, the beauty of a run on sentence.

That was found in the manual for "Sid Meier's Pirates!" (PC game). That manual has more pages than the nearest real book ("Self-Defense Nerve Centers & Pressure Points" by Bruce Tenger). Weird.

Argh, I have to do these W.S. notes, which suck. :( :( :(

And this HPB countdown I wanted to put here doesn't work . . . damnit! *curses LJ for disallowing iframes*

Guess that's it.

Capt. Bogo
 
 
mood: busybusy
music: Monty Python
 
 
WTF
05 April 2005 @ 05:13 am
It's my LiveJournal's 10 month 23 day birthday today! Everyone party!!!

Capt. Bogo
 
 
mood: boredsoooo bored
music: She Fucking Hates Me - Puddle of Mudd
 
 
WTF
05 April 2005 @ 05:01 am
I'm in CS1 again. How boring. I get it for 2 hours today, hehe, and I have nothing to do (except take a test lol but I'm not going to). EVEN BETTER, not only do I get an extended 1st hour - I also get a SHORTENED 3rd hour! That means LESS FAT INDIAN LADY "TEACHING" SCIENCE CLASS! Score!!!

Holy shit, I'm bored. And I can't update ToastedHorizon because I can't access cPanel for some reason. ><

Wow, I just coughed. Fascinating.

Lalalalala . . .

OH! Liz got back from Italy! That was exciting! She said she was at the Vatican hours before the pope died . . . :(

Sooooo . . .

OH! It's TERRIBLE! Raquel's friend Elizabeth has cancer! :'( I feel so bad! :( :( :(

Aaaaaaand . . .

OH! Driver's ed! It was really stupid and pointless and oh crap I forgot to draw that map we were supposed to draw for homework. Well, I'll do that now. It's not like I have anything more important to do, lol. :P

All right, I'm pretty much done. I'll probably post again before the class hour is over in desperation, lol.

Capt. Bogo

P.S. Vinay is so Indian.
 
 
mood: boredbored
music: Randomness
 
 
WTF
04 April 2005 @ 05:12 am
I'm in CS1 right now . . . really really bored. The printer isn't working, so I can't print my stuff anyway, but whatever. I can't take the test because Jenny isn't here . . . yes . . . muahahaha!

I'm also starting Driver's Ed today after school - finally. I've been eligible since November, but I just haven't gotten around to it, what with everything. Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Vinay is standing over my shoulder reading this . . . or he was. He left. I shall throw my writing utensil at him in a moment. When I'm done with this entry.

Or now, hehe. I did it. Muahahaha. "What the fuck? Bitch. Go fuck yourself," he said angrily. Hehehehehehehehehe.

All right, I think I'm done ranting for the day, but I'll probably update again by the day's end.

Capt. Bogo

P.S. Crazy lady is unsuccessfully trying to get the printer working again. Dumbo earlobes!
 
 
mood: bitchybitchy (cause Vinay says)
music: Typing